1 (edited by Ottens 2009-04-02 07:49)

Topic: ATTENTION ALL: REIGEME CHANGE (April Fools')

Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

As of 1041 this morning, Eastern Time, I have officially taken over control of this board. Mr. Ottens is. . . no longer with us, shall we say. He's decided to take an . . . indefinite leave of absence.

As such, this forum will be held under a much tighter fist. Any sort of spam or one-line posting will be instantly deleted and the user banned. Further, all forum participants are limited to one post per hour.

I will soon be banning someone as an example to others.

Oh, and one last thing: You will all refer to me as "Your Royal and Supreme Highness."

That is all.

Re: ATTENTION ALL: REIGEME CHANGE (April Fools')

I did wonder why all the windows had been blacked out!

the trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be

Re: ATTENTION ALL: REIGEME CHANGE (April Fools')

That was a one line post, Your Royal and Supreme Highness!

...and mine definitely isn't. Please don't ban me, I am only your humble servant.

Re: ATTENTION ALL: REIGEME CHANGE (April Fools')

Ha! The hell with this Diktatorship, I say! I stage a COUP.

Who is with me?  JOIN the REAGANITES, today!

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4941/revolutiony.png

Oh, and YOU, Mr Roger, have been declared an EXPELLEE. It is time for you, to DEPART!

Re: ATTENTION ALL: REIGEME CHANGE (April Fools')

Reaganomics are dead.

It is YOU who has caused a worldwide economic downturn. DEPART.


The Head of Ronald Reagan has been BANNED.

Re: ATTENTION ALL: REIGEME CHANGE (April Fools')

Banned? Me?! I don't think so!

Re: ATTENTION ALL: REIGEME CHANGE (April Fools')

DOWN, REAGAN.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PARTY?

A house divided against itself cannot stand. . . unless I hold it up.

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? Or when I gun them down in the street?

People are just as happy as I tell them to be.

Re: ATTENTION ALL: REIGEME CHANGE (April Fools')

No, no, no, no, NO!!!!!

I'm not listening to this.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/8/K/reagan-ears.gif

Re: ATTENTION ALL: REIGEME CHANGE (April Fools')

Silly faces will get you no where, Reagan.

With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.

A house divided against itself cannot stand. . . unless I hold it up.

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? Or when I gun them down in the street?

People are just as happy as I tell them to be.

Re: ATTENTION ALL: REIGEME CHANGE (April Fools')

Aborgham Lincoln wrote:

Silly faces will get you no where, Reagan.

Yeah like bombast gibberish like that little speech of yours is hitting it.

Remember, I saved the GOP, not that robot arm of yours.

http://standupforamerica.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/1986-reagan-pointing.jpg

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it. Pinhead.