1 (edited by Ottens 2009-04-02 07:49)

Topic: OUR NEW MISSION STATEMENT (April Fools')

Steampunk is dead! 

And so over.

So for the Smoking Lounge to remain "hot" and popular, we must embrace a new topic of interest.

It makes only perfect sense for it to be vampires. Steampunks are closeted goths anyway, and everyone knows that goth and vampires are practically the same thing.

Emo will be allowed too.

We will have no more of this "steampunk" and "dieselpunk" rubbish.

You will henceforth refer to me as your "Principal Abomination".

JD Roger has been promoted to "Chief Bloodsucker"

Col. Adrianna Hazard will adopt the title "Queen of the Spider People".

Unfortunately, Mr Steiner had to be eliminated because he refused to comply with the new order. Some Frankenstein-ish experiment is underway to revive him as "Agent of Darkness". You will be informed in due time whether he has survived the transformation.

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Yes, Master.

Oh, and nice new banner, your Abominablenessness Sir tongue

the trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be

3 (edited by Ella Kremper 2009-04-01 15:44)

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Hell yeah, I'm getting the Necromancer's Grimoire out as we speak. I'm tearing out the cogs and tech and moving back to my Carpathian Gothic castle right now! I'm kicking out the tenants, Countess Bathory and Dracula because I'M THE NO. 1 VAMPIRE YEAH LOL! PHEAR MY PHANGS!

(the funny thing is that I just finished watching Hammer's Brides of Dracula)

Sorry, left the Falcon in the Bentley. Right now, you answer to my Ronson T-T.

All hail Kremperpunk.

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But I don't like spiders....

Can't I be Queen of the Bats instead?

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JOIN the REAGANITES, Colonel, and you will be bestowed with any Queenship you desire!

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Ottens wrote:

Unfortunately, Mr Steiner had to be eliminated because he refused to comply with the new order. Some Frankenstein-ish experiment is underway to revive him as "Agent of Darkness". You will be informed in due time whether he has survived the transformation.

What are his blood group and rhesus factor?
The new logo makes me... thirsty.

Just call me Jack

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Col. Hazard, Yaghish, we must not be enemies. We must be friends. We must preserve the Smoking Lounge!

Further, see thee not my big-ass gun arm? Does that not change your minds?

A house divided against itself cannot stand. . . unless I hold it up.

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? Or when I gun them down in the street?

People are just as happy as I tell them to be.

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Drinking blood is disgusting. Now innards and organs, that's the way to go.

Ich Bin Ein Zombie!

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Aborgham Lincoln wrote:

Col. Hazard, Yaghish, we must not be enemies. We must be friends.

"I want to drink your blood" must not be seen in a hostile way. It's more in the vein of bloodbrothers, understand? If compatible....

Further, see thee not my big-ass gun arm? Does that not change your minds?

No. I still want blood.

Just call me Jack