True Romance

13Mar10
True Romance by Stefan

“Maureen, I love you so... I couldn’t live without you. Let’s fly away to some place where your Father will never find us again!”

“Oh John... I would follow you to the end of the world... yes, I would.”

“Cut! Good job, kids, we’ll keep this one... and you guys, speed up this fan, for God’s sake. They’re supposed to be on the roof top of the building!”

“Are we done with it, finally? This leather cap makes me feel I’m deaf.”

“Yeah, me too... do you know what’s the special of the day at the cafeteria?”

At Your Usual Dealer by Stefan

Progressively manufactured for you by Diesel Motors, the new Atomic Arrow gives you new sleeker beauty with refreshingly simple lines and smart new style!

With its in-line 18 cylinders and two rear jet reactors, the new Atomic Arrow diesel engine develops a full 10,000 rpm power for a capacity of 8470 cc.

Length: 10,06 cm
Width: 2,5 m
Weight: 3,000 kg
Maximum speed: 330 mph
Acceleration from rest: 0-120 mph in 3,8 sec
Retail price: 9,999 000 ex. factory (Local tax extra)
Shown in Titanium Blue

Designed for the discerning motorist, the new Atomic Arrow is on display today at your usual Diesel Motors dealer’s. Come see it, today!

Fasten Your Seart Belt by Stefan

For as long as he could remember, since he was a kid, Dan Everyman had dreamed of becoming a pilot. Sadly, he was a bus driver. A good bus driver, if a frustrated one, but just a busman. It was such a pity that Dan could only have the briefest, slightest glimpses... almost nothing, really... in his dreams, asleep or not... of an alternate dimension with this place called Diesel City, where Dan Everyman was the skilled, happy pilot of one of the numerous, regular flying bus of the metropolis, expertly maneuvering his beautiful machine along the Yellow Line N°78 all day.

Re-Programming

13Feb10
Re-Programming by Stefan

Of course, in the beginning, not everyone was able to see that all these changes were initiated by The Global Power for people’s well-being, so The Empire had to devise this wonderful, almost painless machine. Coupling a battery of rather voluminous generation 1.0 computers with what looked like an X-Ray gun mounted on some electric chair and operated by just a doctor and a nurse, the machine could both wipe out your hard disk in a flash and print fresh, new datas in it. The most reluctant specimen, then, had to admit that he had a much clearer understanding of the Global Power’s motto “We’re Doing It For Your Own Good.”